Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days
#to be honest they probably wouldn’t get much done #they’d be too busy bonding over how much fun science is #and having sleepovers and doing each other’s hair
#and in this moment #you could virtually hear the sound of everybody in the cinema falling for bruce banner
more Bitty Avengers while I weep with jealousy at everyone who got to see the advanced screening today. Black Widow has become an honorary member of the Hulkeye bro squad.
Avengers was great and all but now I need a sequel posthaste so that they can bro out all over the place, forever.
#you are missing a vital part of this equation #bruce DOES SOMETHING COOL #and tony DOESN’T KNOW WHAT #i mean come on if the world was at all fair #people would be like programs #you enter in all the right data and you get the proper result #push button get bacon #or in this case #poke side get enormous rage monster #WHY #WON’T #YOU #WORK #also lbr it’s pretty hilarious don’t lie
#i believe this fits in perfectly with the scientific method hm yes #1. identify the problem— he is not angry and green so i cannot study it #2. gather information— sources say he will turn angry and green if i provoke him #3. form hypothesis— i believe he will become angry and turn green when i poke him with this zappy thing #4. conduct experiment— poke him with zappy thing #5. observe results— he did not turn angry and green when i poked him with the zappy thing #6. form conclusion— he must have it under control with like calm jazz and bongo drums